If I could sum up who I am in two words, it would be memory hoarder. I've kept a collage journal for over eight years. If you see me peeling wrappers off of bottles, picking leaves off the ground, or begging the cashiers for stickers, please spare me the embarrassment and look the other way.

Other forms of uncontrolled hoarding: 29,000 camera roll photos, 7GB of Notes app storage, five drawers of stickers, 80k viewers on pinterest, 230 unedited video montages.